TESTIMONIALS

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I have to test while being observed, and not only was it undetectable, but I passed with flying colors. This product is AMAZING!! Thanks again!!

Robin B, VA

I am so impressed with the whizinator at first I thought it was too expensive. But it is all worth it. I have supervised random Uas. And pass every time with confidence.Thankyou

leo, CA

Wow! You guys are pathetic. So many testimonials to use drugs (and by far the most spelling and grammatical errors I have ever seen; seems like the drugs affect your ability to write English as well). If you morons spent half your energy trying to stay clean from mind-numbing substances that you do trying to pass a piss test, you'd all be fucking geniuses with your own island somewhere growing weed and staying the hell away from me. One testimonial was right on. I'm a ******** and I don't give a flying fuck if you smoke your shriveled brains into oblivion. My concern is all the other people you carelessly hurt in the process of your self-centered pursuit of feeding your need to be numb. Please take your fake dicks and go fuck yourselves and stop taking everyone else down with you into your sewer. Believe me, I'd like nothing more than to leave you stupid fucks alone but it seems when I or my neighbor is affected by your inability to care about anyone but yourselves,!
  I feel compelled to protect myself. Talk about freedom; I would like to be free of a society of shitheads who make drug use more important than taking care of themselves or their families. So many of you said "Now I can keep my job." What?!? If you weren't so toxic you'd figure out that it's fairly easy to get and keep a job. JUST STOP FUCKIN' IT UP DUMMY!

Not a chance, WA

I should be sending you guys a check every week! I make 10 times more money then i used 2. All because of this product. Thanx guys!

PJ,CA

Wow this product is great. I passed my drug test like that! you guys are so awesome. because of you, im not in jail..ty

BALLS, MI

THANK THE GOOD LORD FOR THE WHIZZINATOR!
THIS THING IS AWSOME! IT`S BY FAR THE ULTIMATE TOOL FOR LIVING IN TODAYS WARPPED SOCIETY.ITS THE BEST, AN SO EASY TO USE!!!!!!! THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!

A HAPPY CLIENT   L.G.,  MA
 

Best Thing Out There, Dont Be Fooled By Those Drinks This Works Everytime

The Eggfella, CA

I think this is disgusting!!!
NY

Excellent product and very good businessmanship.  Will definetly recommend to others. Finally freedom!

discorat, TN

my husband could not pass a drug test to get a decent paying job because we smoke a little to relax. Now he has a job and together we make enough to have a comfortable life.  To all of you who think people should stop doing everything they do.  Everytime you take one of those doctor prescribed pain pills or nerve pills when you know in your mind it's just to feel a little better or drink your beer or wine to relax it is the same only marijuana grows naturally and the bible even gives us all the plants of the earth so who are you and who is the government to say it is bad when even God doesn't and if it was legal to grow  more people would be eating it instead of smoking it which would take away most if not all negative aspects.  It is not your buisiness which plants I choose to grow or ingest or burn and the quality of our lives should not suffer because the beliefs of some differ from ours. Some of the nicest most intelligent people you know may smoke.  Anyway thanks for th!
 is product Thanks For helping us keep one more freedom

Living a Better Life  in Communist,

GOD BLESS THE WHIZZINATOR! It no ones fucking business (especially not the U.S Corporate Government) what you do on your own time,as long as you're not hurting anybody,and it's good to know that their are people out there(like puck tech)to help people stand up for their basic right to personal freedom. Thanks!

USA

WHY THE HELL do the labs that collect these UA's need YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?? Seems strange, just look at my ID and verify it's really me and let me Pee. Or should I say take a WHIZZ. This product worked great, I was able to get a great job thanks to the whizz and a square friend that doesn't smoke. Since pre-employment UA's are not supervised, the Female version works gerat for men and women. PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY!!!  Beat them at this game with the WHIZZINATOR.

Thank you KINDly.... Chris646, AZ

This product saved my ass! I was skeptical but i passed my test and now i have a promising career! Thanx 4 everything guys!

Dave, CA
 

I was sweating it out on the day of my Drug screening test at a big company....but the Whizzinator came through big time and i was toking it up before and after the screening ;)

Kevdog, GA

I have just used my whizzinator for the first time. Their was even a mirror in the bathroom were the U.A.'s take place so that he could watch me directly. I wipped that bad boy (whizzinator) out and made sure that he could see it clear as day. I passed with flying colors thanks to the WHIZZINATOR! A wonderful product indeed!

TJ, IA
 

I just want the feedom to smoke a joint every once in a while.  How can that make me a worthless drug addict?  I can't believe people are against us getting back the freedoms that were taken from us.  It shouldn't matter if your taking medication as long as you do your job well.  What I do on the weekend is my own GOD **** business!!  And F*** you stupid people that don't agree.  I think all you should burn in hell after I beat you to death!  Have a nice day.

good citizen, IL

Whizzinator rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keep on smoking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, AZ

This thing is wonderful!  I was nervous at first but it worked without a hitch and definetly saved me in more ways then one.

Nathan M., WA

it actuall worked for me after trying bull**** everywhere else like the tommychong hair shampoo.....What A Joke!!!

Detective smoke's pot!, SC

because of this thing ive fucked my girlfriend more then once and passed all my tests, thank you guys all the same!!!!!

 :), TX

I owe you gods more than words can say. This has given me a second chance to not be so complacent.Excellent product, second to none.

Shockshrek, CA

God Bless all of ya'll.

I was about to have to dry out as nothing else worked(nor I as a result).

Now I got a better job and pay than ever before.

All my thanks for enabling me to keep my lifestyle as well as my family.
 

Ya'll were the answer to a prayer.

Texas Bud, TX

Land of the free and the home of the brave? Land of slaves and the home of the cowards more accurately. You let employers take your rights away like this? You submit to the indignity of allowing some stranger watch you urinate on a regular basis and then you call yourselves free? You are cattle.

Free UK
 

I wanted to thank you guys for helping me pass my test.this device is one of the greatest things I ever used to pass a drug test.you guys are awsom you guys saved my life, Thank you satisfy k.one

k.one from l.a.,  CA

Hey, you guys messed up and sent me the big black whizzinator and got me kicked out of the KKK.  But Earlene shore did scream when I did her last night!  Yee Haw!  Thanks whizzinator, you bunch of race mixing rubber ding dong makers!

Billy Bob Earl Elmer Jones,  AR

guess you guys are into stress relief....that's cool...I know how hard it must be to get a great job when you have to worry about what you do at HOME....great job keep up the R&D work and come up with some new stuff that will keep em' stumped!

alwaysonphire, NC

I see that you do not make the Italian version because you would have to charge double if you did.

Angelo,  DC

yo the whizzinator saved my ass on over 100 random ua's thanks puck!

Juggalo420,  MN
 

I am 33 and used the whizzinator to pass a drug screen given by my job that I have been working at for 3 years and because of restructure, I had to test. Thanks to Puck Tech. I passed, and will continue to pass. Thanks a bunch. I WILL refer you to friends.

Feeling Freedom 33, MD
 

I am a female that used the devise with prosthesis that my boyfriend bought to pas his drug screen. We are both pot smokers he wanted to keep his job and I needed a new Part Time job. He used the whizzinator and passed. I decided to use the devise with penis even though I wasn't sure it would work for me being a female. Well, I took the drug screen, hoping the lady administering the test didn't go in the bathroom with me. She didn't. Needless to say, I passed. Now I have referred 3 friends to this website to purchase their very own. I must give PUCK TECH. $15,000 thank you's for a job well done.

lapdance_diva, MD

You will decide if your either part of the solution or part of the problem?its your choice?NAME:      just another person relying on a Product instead of self...

CA

To those out there that are worried about pot smokers............ Understand this.
When you go in for a urine test at the request of your prospective employer, they not only test your urine for drugs, but for disease as well. Insurance companies don't like to insure potential costly patients. I have a disease that has prevented me from entering a new company for over a year. I have never "failed" the drug test, but have been turned down for "reasons beyond the control of the employer".
Since using the synthetic urine with the whizzinator, I am now employed with health insurance again.

DO NOT LET ANYONE PUT THEIR HANDS ON YOUR DNA OR ANYTHING ELSE. FOR YOU WOMEN OUT THERE THAT ARE PREGNANT AND WANT A NEW JOB, THIS IS PERFECT AS WELL. GET THE WHIZZINATOR AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT. SOME URINE.

WE ARE AT WAR PEOPLE, IT IS A CIVIL WAR, AND YOU ARE THE TARGET. MAKE SURE YOU ARE PROTECTED.

right to privacy, IN

I just ordered this thing.  If it isnt everything all of you say that it is I will use it to piss all over you.  I am sure it will save my social life though.

diddydiddydopedealer, MA
 

This thing is great. i was curious at first but then i got it and it works perfect. My mom threw my old one away but i'm going to get another one anyway. thanks you guys.

sid garcia,  WA

Yo! I love the Whizzinator! But my coworkers all know I have a mighty, uncut schlong. Now I fear office gossip will lead to my undoing. Is there an uncircumcised '03 model for me? Help me Whizzinator!!

John Cocktosten, GA

Never ever have I seen a product like this.  Im purchasing one right now!

Kyle Watkins, AL

THE WHIZZINATOR SAVED MY ASS!!!  Thanks to the whizzinator, I have passed 30 supervised UA's!!

Mr. Pants, CO

Dude, the whizzinator is the best thang that has happened to me. It has saved my ass so many times. I will continue to use it for any test that requires whizzing. Thanks a lot!

Fort Wayne,
STATE:     IN

even though my penis is normally small, the whizzinator makes me look and feel like a man when I'm taking a piss test

Gene G.,  AZ

To the people that come to this web site and don't even smoke,

GET A LIFE

ALL UP IN PEOPLE'S BIZZ,U GUYS TALK ALL THAT CRAP, UR ALWAYS WORRYING ABOUT THE POT SMOKERS, U GUYS SHOULD ROLL ONE ,IT MIGHT MAKE U HAPPY FOR ONCE,
INSTEAD OF BEING THE NATURAL DIX THAT U R AND GET OFF OUR WEB SITE "A" HOLE

"A" HOLE LIST
NY - WHIZZTHIS,TX
UNKOWN - ERIN,TX

PISSED OFF POT SMOKER-USUALLY A VERY HAPPY ONE, FL
 

All drugs should be legal. It's none of the government's fucking business. I applaud this product. For those of you talking about the poor little kids, fuck off and die. If drugs were legal, it would be harder for kids to get them. (It's easier currently for a kid to get drugs than to buy alcohol because you don't get carded when you buy drugs!)

UKN, IL

after this one the whizzinator rules

K22, CA

I dont care what anybody says, I have a right to my privacy. I also have the right to do what I want on my own time as long as I dont hurt anyone. Besides there are more alcoholics who hurt or kill people the only difference is alcohol is legal. Remember prohibition in the 30's. Now there are more drunk drivers than ever hurting and killing more people than ever. And a lot of them think its their right to drink into oblivion then drive home. so next time you want to critisize me for my drug usage maybe you should think next time you get behind the wheel of your car after having a beer. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ME. Only your more likely to kill someone than me!!!!!

call a spade a spade!, IN

Who ever said that pot smokers are a waste of space will answer to me!!!!!!!!

LUCIFER

yo its cool and all but what if some 12 year old pot-head comes here looking for a way to detox himself, and finds this and keeps smoking and ruins his life, like me, but im 13 and i smoke smart, but this thing does look ingenious, great job guys, i gotta give you props on this!

"NAME REMOVED AT THEIR REQUEST"

you guys rock!!!! I just pleased the hell outa my wife with the thing and i pass every one of my drug tests. its well worth the money! thanx guyz

tony kerigan, AK

Awesome!!!! I was skeptical at first but thought what teh hell bought it tried it to my surprise it worked like a charm. You are truly number 1 !!!!
I'll use you're product every time you guy's are AWESOME!!!!!! ONE HAPPY GUY IN CALIFORNIA.

LEE-LEE, CA

How is this legal?  Drug tests are given for a reason.  Shamefully, you have given loser drug addicts a way arround them.  Dumbasses

NY

I have a hiper-small penis, and this brought back my self-steem and confidence. See the results for yourself!

http://ricotta.has-a-small-penis.com

sergio ricotta, Ca

Before I used the Whizzinator I was a low paid animation consultant, now I head up the same company and do some great work for the public. Thanks again Whizzinator

Matt Groening

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD DEPEND ON MY FREEDOM CAUSE I SMOKED A LITTLE *** BUT AFTER GETTING YOUR WHIZ I AM FREE FOR LIFE!! THANKS WHIZ AND ALL YOUR PEOPLE!!

AMERICA FIGHTING BACK FROM MORON POLITICS!, TX

the whizzinator is a great product, but I hate the fact that people now can cheat the system . Exspecially when it ivolves little children.

concerned mother ,ny,ny

i was curious at first but then i tried it and it blew me away

d garcia, WA

You guys are so pathetic....In other words..those of you that purchase this item, either have little dics.....or..you're a pot/crack head...so, more power to you....eventually your brain cells will diminish to the point you are a walking zombie...who can't put two sentences together......unless you fry your brains out and die first......either way....society is better off w/out you..so, keep it up....smoke it up....shoot it up....if you want that high that bad....hurry up and do the overdose and get it over with.....save the rest of society the money on rehab and taxes, not to mention the risk you put good people in by driving a car or some other type of machinery...while you indulge yourselves in your selfish stupidity....and if you think the law enforcement community isn't on to you...you're wrong...so, better start working on whizzinator-2!...cuz you're gonna get a surprize next time you try to fake out a drug test.....too bad you don't realize the only persons you are really hurting are yourselves...do you honestly think ********** or ********* care if you do drugs, or if you die? - They don't love you and they won't be the ones to bury you in the ground..your parents, spouses and children will.  so, go on..smoke it up...shoot it up..use your hard earned money on yourself...indulge....show your families how much you really care...because as far as the law enforcement community is concerned...you're just a waste of space, and reading the testimonials on this page....just proves our point.

Unknown

sick device-this is a perverts page

angry

It also works great as a novelty sports bottle. Ahhh refreshing, and it's got a wang to it!

harald, OR

THE WHIZZINATOR IS TOTALLY KILLA!  IT SAVED MY ARSE BIG TIME.  MY BOSS IS TOTALLY WEAK, GETTING ALL UP IN MY BIZNASS.  WHAT DOES HE CARE WHAT I'M PUTTING IN MY PIPE?  WHATEVAH, IT'S MY BODY.  I DO WHAT I WANT!

STAN K. B., OH

Gotta admit,Puck,I was scared shitless the first time I had to whip it out, but it worked like a charm! He even watched me shake it off!

Suede, TN

dude i orderd your product yesterday recieved it today used it this afternoon and can do nothing but thank you guys because my futer was dependant on it though it doesn't look identical it sure passed on a supervised ua thanks

hoobis420 somewhere in hell, OK

The Whizzinator is the best invention since the lightbulb!!! To think that the company that hired was actually worried about my potential performance is a joke, I have been there best performing salesperson for three months in a row. Whizzinator Rocks!!!!

Forever Burning The Chronic, CA

I have literally spent thousands of dollars on cleansers and 24 hr. formula's. NOTHING worked until whizzanator. Thanks for the freedom

Greg, CA

I smoke every day, and being Asian, I have little wang. Now with Whizzinator I can take test and go into public restroom with confidence. Ah soo tang-q.

Sushi Sucker,  Osaka, Japan

Great job folks, I had been borrowing a friends and decided to get my own, after shopping around, yours is the only one to pass a metal detector.

Eversin, TX

without it i would still be a virgin and now i can piss in public....... thank u puck

lucky, TX

ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE IM TIRED OF DRINKIN THOSE NASTY DRINKS BLAHHHH

BLASTMASTER,  MA

the I'm a happy man again.. I love the WHIZZ!

V-Man, MA

This is the ShizzNit.... I toataLLy wouLd be Lost with out the thing.. I take a drug test every week and have passed everyone so far.. I allmost feel like showing the lady on my last test!!! Thanx puck!

Bud Smoker,  MI

"IT IS NOW NOTHING BUT A MONTHLY VISIT, THANKS TO THE GUYS AT PUCK!"
 

JT,  OR

If not for the Whizzinator I would be serving thirty days in the work-house. Instead I passed my drug test and my stupid ******** had no idea.

Brian, TN

I was down and out at my present job.  I thought I had no chance at landing a new job, because I smoke so much. When I saw the whizzinator it was like a dream come true. I knew it was time to get back out on the job market.  I landed a new job within weeks.  Thanks Whizzinator!

Tuan Nguyen,  CA

Thanks Dude, my piss is clean as a whistle.

Jack Daniels,  KS

i'm italian it's fantastic idea,and after 5 year i can take my driving licenze back thanks whizzi and everybody and thanks internet

stefano,  AL

It's like nothing that I've every seen before!!!!!

M.T., OH

I really think anyone who is against this product should stay off this website,and mind their own business.If you don't smoke,DON'T worry about it.Freedom of choice is the good thing in America.So,to all teaches own!!!!!

Dez and Smoky  S.,  MT

You guys should be ashamed of yourself. Most of the people that say they can afford to feed their family now, could have taken the $150.00 and spent that on groceries to feed them.

Ernie, TX

The whizzinator is the best thing out there.  If you know what your doing or "follow the directions" you will pass everytime!!

STEVE, MI

I work in the computer industry, where "substances" are frowned upon.  The Whizzinator saved my job several times, and helped me qualify for a new job.  Rock on Whizzinator!!!

Tom Halverson, WA

THIS DEVICE IS FAR OVERDUE,THANKS TO THE "WHIZZ" WHO INVENTED IT!!!

ALAN, MO

OH MY GOD!! The whizzinator is a true gift from the heavens!! Oh...and my girlfriend likes it too! Thanks

Mike Mullen, NY

man do i got a story for u... I was 18 zand my life was going nowhere, and my good buddy dan flounders gave me this website...since i made a latin purchase, i cant keep the ladies away...THANKS WHIZZINATOR

Matt Greim

We here at DEA division of Lockheed/Boeing have been on the lookout for the Whizzinator and our employees cheating, but the damn thing is so good, we can't catch them using it short of shaking after each use.  Please take it off the market.  Be patriotic.

Rutherford Augistine, Security Chief, CA

the whizzinator is the best thing for smokers. i smoke heavily and am required to take monthly drug tests for work and have passed every one with the whizzinator. i love it and wouldn't trade it for anything. thanks puck.

Captainchronic, MI

I looked around but could not a product with a penis that was as black as my skin.  With the Whizzinator has so much varity that i found the perfect shade. 
 

KEVIN STAZ, TX

We were informed about the Whizzinator from my friend Matt Herm. Originally we just borrowed his until we got own.  We shopped around put found nothing that can compare to the realistic look and feel of the Whizzinator. We now have a good paying job with the city.  You guys are life and family savers. We would never be able to feed our family with out you. THANK YOU! 

JIM MINNICK and Joe Sweeney, PA

the whizzinator is a life saver.. it seems to me that the ladies prefer the brown variety...thanks whizz!!

Dan Flounders,  PA

I always keep a fresh lubed Wizzinator in my underware drawer to keep me going on strong through the day. Thanks Whizzinator!

George Guluska,  PA

The whizzinator is the best thing out there.  If you know what your doing or "follow the directions" you will pass everytime!!

Steve, MI

You guys rock!  The Whizzinator is ingenious.  If you come out with any more products, i.e. (home test kits, or a female version ect...) please e-mail me.  I now have strong faith in your products.  My Whizzinator keeps me on very good terms with the system.  I don't know what I'd do without it.  Thank you for standing up for peoples rights, I'm glad someone is. A very satisfied customer,

Bruce Lofland

I used the latin type of whizzinator, and it works so well i bought some for my friends.  Thanks,

Matt Herm, PA

I have a great paying job thanks to the whizzinator.  Its the absolute best.  I have used others and they just don't compare.  The texture was great.

 Ed Partridge, PA

The WIZZINATOR got me a great job, and a night out with marco.  The texture was so life-like which added to better handling.

Nick Smith, PA

"A complaint has been filed with the Federal Trade Commission regarding the unfair trade practices depicted in the website for The Whizzinator.  The site designed for Puck Technology has numerous criminal and civil infractions for which my company is prepared to take legal action against all parties involved.  We are requesting that you remove all reference to The Urinator by word, photo, or implication immediately to avoid legal prosecution byInnovative Research Technology."

Innovative Research Technology, Inc., Nov. 24, 2000

"Kudos to the personal at Puck Technology.  You folks  have two awesome products, the Whizzinator and the  Synthetic Toxin-freeUrine.  You are doing a great job." 

Anthony L., Denver, CO

"The Whizzinator is a God send"

Phil F., Morgan Hill, CA.

"I think your product is a great idea and whoever thought of it is a genius"

Tom B., Littleton, CO.

"May the Whizzinator live forever"

Cleanwave S., Encinitas, CA.

"My friend bought the one from the competition, and when he saw my new Whizzinator, he threw his straight into the trash"

Bryan J., Irving TX

"I used the Whizzinator at work and it saved my job, and then later that night, I used it on my wife and it saved my marriage."

Mike, Abingdon, VA

"I used it today and it worked like a charm.  You guys are saints.  It's about time somebody did something about this situation"

Chet, Santa Fe, NM.

"You guys did a great job! It works super!"

Naien A., Herndon, VA

"The Whizzinator is numeral uno. Your number is a keeper"

 Marcus M., IN.